MATT + DEREK'S FAREWELL PARTY TONIGHT
Matt Smith and Derek Green, AKA The Hairy Banana, are having their farewell party this afternoon and tonight (Saturday 10th December) at the Slip Inn, Sussex Street, Sydney from 4pm until very late. All their friends and associates are welcome to come along. The pair head to Saatchi & Saatchi, Switzerland where they will be joint CDs with regional responsibility for P&G laundry brands, reporting to Aussie expat Sarah Barclay.
posted by CB @ 4:34 PM
5 Comments:
Laundry brands eh?
Hmm.
Washed out?
Shame, they're not a bad team. They could have gone to a far better agency. Admittedly not as joint cd's - but they'd be able to get the work out.
Get the distinct impression they wanted nice important namecards.
First script:
Scene opens on kid running into kitchen. He's wearing a Swiss football shirt that's COVERED in greasy grime.
Mum: "ist dieser Schmutz?"
Kid: "ja habe ich Fußball gespielt"
Mum: "Ich benotigne neue 'DAZ Laundry Detergant."
Kid: "Ja."
Cut to electron microscope view of Daz's new, patent grime killing formula in action."
Cut back to Mum holding up a SPARKLING WHITE Swiss football shirt.
Mum: "Gut Ja?"
Kid: "Gut!"
Cut to Daz Packshot.
Cocks!
No.... You're a cock. They're champions. Who would blame them for heading to Switzerland. Swiss chicks are hot. Im sure their hairy bananas will get a real work out.
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