Saturday, November 11, 2006

THE KB's JOIN THE GUILD


The flamboyant filmmaking duo known as the Kamen Brothers, whose rockstar lifestyles have often overshadowed their brilliant work, are ending their overseas exile and returning to Australia after signing a landmark deal with The Guild.
They fled Australia in 1991 amid a storm of speculation over alleged misconduct against minors on set, yet the undeterred KB’s continued their dynamic brand of filmmaking in Eastern Europe for over a decade.
Having been inundated with offers upon their return, including appearances on the talk show circuit and modeling contracts for mature men’s products, the KB’s have finally committed to a Directing/Producing position at The Guild.
After lengthy negotiations with DFAT, Helene Nicol has revealed that the Australian Government was willing to allow the KB’s to return to Australia if The Guild took full legal responsibility for their behavior.
Don’t miss this chance to meet up with the hottest filmmaking duo in Melbourne!
Contact Helene Nicol: helene@theguildfilm.com or call her on 0418 296 291

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh god. spare me. worst pr release in living memory. who are these people????

3:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So M&C massively retrench, and then go on to clean up at ADMA; and all on the one day.

Hat's off to DAVE King for his salute to the fallen.

I've been seeing a few portfolios of ex M&Cers coming across my desk. Their work is always great,and their thinking sound.

So readers what do you think M&C's one word (based on the one word equity theory, that a single word can sum up an entire brand) be?

11:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well i thought it was bloody funny!.
A great piss take, great fun.....please dont tell me people took it seriously!....

1:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

isn'tt KB a failed or failing brand of beer?

8:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's pretty funny, unless they really did touch little kids on set.

9:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there a link with the M&C comment?

Is someone having a dig at the "bruvers"?

Is the world going mad .... touching minors on set is maybe going a little far, cocaine abuse much more PC.

3:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just crapful.

5:05 PM  
Anonymous The Kamen Brothers said...

Dear 3:11pm,

We've taken your comment onboard and will fire the appropriate work experience girl.

Thankyou,
The Kamen Brothers

10:30 PM  

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